Macabre Merrymaker Gifts

Make-your-own-fun at the morgue.

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Undertaker's Staff Party (drinks are on the hearse).

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Wedding Wellies

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Angelicus alcholicus.

"All I've got left is smoked."

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

Piano Bar

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

Jester

Hey, it's 5am somewhere, am I right?

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Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Moses parts the Red Sea.

Cats play the double bass

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

Prosecco and Pudding

Bourbon Street signs: Party and Sober Up.

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."