Macabre Merrymaker Gifts

Make-your-own-fun at the morgue.

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Undertaker's Staff Party (drinks are on the hearse).

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

Wedding Wellies

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Angelicus alcholicus.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"All I've got left is smoked."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Piano Bar

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Jester

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Moses parts the Red Sea.

Cats play the double bass

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

Prosecco and Pudding

Drunk Golfer.

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.