Mistaken Merrymaker Gifts

"Oops."

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

Wedding Wellies

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Angelicus alcholicus.

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

Piano Bar

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"All I've got left is smoked."

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

"Let me clarify that this is your employee performance evaluation, Thompson. It is not a roast in your honor."

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Cats play the double bass

'We usually don't make toasts in board meetings.'

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,