Mutation Merrymaker Gifts

Would you mind if I hung round your backside for a while?

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

Wedding Wellies

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

"All I've got left is smoked."

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

Piano Bar

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

Cats play the double bass

"Let me clarify that this is your employee performance evaluation, Thompson. It is not a roast in your honor."

Jester

'We usually don't make toasts in board meetings.'

Moses parts the Red Sea.

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,