Mutation Merrymaker Pillows

Would you mind if I hung round your backside for a while?

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

Wedding Wellies

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

"All I've got left is smoked."

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Piano Bar

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

'Shakin' bacon.'

'We usually don't make toasts in board meetings.'

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

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"Let me clarify that this is your employee performance evaluation, Thompson. It is not a roast in your honor."

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

Hey, it's 5am somewhere, am I right?

Cats play the double bass