Makeshift Merrymakers Pillows

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Violin family at Christmas

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

Wedding Wellies

Little Piano

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Piano Bar

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

"Let me clarify that this is your employee performance evaluation, Thompson. It is not a roast in your honor."

'We usually don't make toasts in board meetings.'

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Cats play the double bass

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

Prosecco and Pudding

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

Bourbon Street signs: Party and Sober Up.

Would you mind if I hung round your backside for a while?