Makeshift Merrymakers T-Shirts

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Violin family at Christmas

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

Little Piano

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

Wedding Wellies

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Piano Bar

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

"Let me clarify that this is your employee performance evaluation, Thompson. It is not a roast in your honor."

'We usually don't make toasts in board meetings.'

Cats play the double bass

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

Prosecco and Pudding

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

Drunk Golfer.

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

Would you mind if I hung round your backside for a while?