Macabre Merrymakers T-Shirts

'A Mr Reaper from Garden Maintenance to see you, sir.'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"Gesundheit!"

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Violin family at Christmas

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

Wedding Wellies

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

"All I've got left is smoked."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

Jester

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'What's my fortune then?!

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

'Shakin' bacon.'

Moses parts the Red Sea.

Prosecco and Pudding

Drunk Golfer.

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

Bourbon Street signs: Party and Sober Up.

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

Would you mind if I hung round your backside for a while?