Muddy Merrymakers T-Shirts

Wedding Wellies

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Violin family at Christmas

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

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Hey, it's 5am somewhere, am I right?

'Shakin' bacon.'

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

Prosecco and Pudding

Drunk Golfer.

Bourbon Street signs: Party and Sober Up.

Would you mind if I hung round your backside for a while?

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

Cow sneezes milk at breakfast.

Make-your-own-fun at the morgue.

"Oops."

'...and you can take that wag off your tail!'

Reindeer looking on with fear as Santa counts down and elf if about to launch sleigh with a giant slingshot.

The Rake's Progress - Tavern Scene.

'What's all the fuss about? We've been social networking for years.'

Fifty

Chicken Séance,

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

The 50-Bar.

Fish Volleyball.

'It's the Night Before Christmas, and I drank lots of eggnog, and all through the house I've been puking.'