Mechanical Merrymakers Pillows

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Violin family at Christmas

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Piano Bar

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

"All I've got left is smoked."

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

Jester

Cats play the double bass

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

"Hava Nagila" go-round.