Marine Merrymaker Pillows

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"Leave the shaker."

The 50-Bar.

Fish Volleyball.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

Wedding Wellies

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Angelicus alcholicus.

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"All I've got left is smoked."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

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Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

"My trun!!"

'Shakin' bacon.'

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

Jester

'Hey buddy.Pass that bottle of ketch up here will ya'.'

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'