Marine Merrymaker Pillows

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"Leave the shaker."

The 50-Bar.

Fish Volleyball.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

Wedding Wellies

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Angelicus alcholicus.

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"All I've got left is smoked."

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

'Hey buddy.Pass that bottle of ketch up here will ya'.'

Jester

'Shakin' bacon.'

"My trun!!"

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

Prosecco and Pudding

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

'Not that babysitter again! Better behave or she zaps you...'

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

Drunk Golfer.

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.