Maritime Merrymaker Pillows

"Why is it always snowing in that fish bowl?"

'Hey buddy.Pass that bottle of ketch up here will ya'.'

'We watched aboard the Skylark - the Brits were blue, the French were Red and Tom was Green.'

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

'A ship! We're saved!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Wedding Wellies

'Just think, darling - tomorrow the cooking will be all mine and the dishes yours!'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"All I've got left is smoked."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

"I realize your prescription bottle says 'Keep Tightly Closed', but you still need to take the medication!"

Jester

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

'Shakin' bacon.'

'Don't worry about the side effects. You already suffer from all the side effects caused by this medication.'

'Wait! Let me clip my nails first.'

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

Cats pull a Christmas cracker and find a mouse inside.

'Uh ho. I wouldn't venture outside on the 24th December if I were you.'

"I suppose you think this will keep me home this summer."

"He likes music and he likes comedy, but he hates musical comedies."

"Oops."

Make-your-own-fun at the morgue.