Maritime Marveler Pillows

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

"I suppose you think this will keep me home this summer."

Swiss army knife

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Juggler and Illusionist

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

'I donated my body to science..'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

The Quantum Mechanic...

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

Walking on Water

'Wheeee...'

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

Schrödinger's cat.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

"We must be near water - I can smell rotting fish."