Maritime Marveler Mugs

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

"I suppose you think this will keep me home this summer."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Swiss army knife

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Juggler and Illusionist

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

'I donated my body to science..'

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

The Quantum Mechanic...

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

'Wheeee...'

Walking on Water

"Do you hear what I hear?"

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Schrödinger's cat.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."