Marine Merrymakers Pillows

'What's all the fuss about? We've been social networking for years.'

'He's getting seasick again! This is the last time Joey gets to go boating.'

Sailor in Car.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Submariners' Eye Test.

Wedding Wellies

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"My trun!!"

'Hey buddy.Pass that bottle of ketch up here will ya'.'

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'Shakin' bacon.'

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

'Not that babysitter again! Better behave or she zaps you...'

'Stop that Betty. We're here to fish, not to mess around.'

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

"I brought a six pack. Is that enough?"

"Why is it always snowing in that fish bowl?"

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

'Remember our last cruise The porthole is not a wall safe,'

Reindeer looking on with fear as Santa counts down and elf if about to launch sleigh with a giant slingshot.

Fifty

"We haven't left port yet you dozy old duffer!"

The 50-Bar.