Marine Merrymakers Gifts

'What's all the fuss about? We've been social networking for years.'

'He's getting seasick again! This is the last time Joey gets to go boating.'

Sailor in Car.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Wedding Wellies

Submariners' Eye Test.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

"My trun!!"

'Hey buddy.Pass that bottle of ketch up here will ya'.'

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'Shakin' bacon.'

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

'Not that babysitter again! Better behave or she zaps you...'

"I brought a six pack. Is that enough?"

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

'Stop that Betty. We're here to fish, not to mess around.'

'Remember our last cruise The porthole is not a wall safe,'

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

"Why is it always snowing in that fish bowl?"

Reindeer looking on with fear as Santa counts down and elf if about to launch sleigh with a giant slingshot.

Fifty

"We haven't left port yet you dozy old duffer!"