Marine Marvels Gifts

Stop sneaking up on me like that!

"Catfish and dogfish at play..."

Sailor in Car.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

Your Country Needs MOO!

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

'Wheeee...'

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

'Darn good oil that!'

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

Aquarium Distress Call.

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

Killer Whales as Juvenile Delinquent Pickpockets.

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"We must be near water - I can smell rotting fish."

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

"Boy, that was quite a day! As the only survivors, I think our number one priority has to be to find another shoal..."

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting