Maritime Marvels Gifts

Sailor in Car.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

"Into every shopping cart a little mysterious Mediterranean product must fall."

No Shoes, No Service.

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

Exempli Gratia.

"Boy, that was quite a day! As the only survivors, I think our number one priority has to be to find another shoal..."

Ship of fools.

"We must be near water - I can smell rotting fish."

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

"I don't think it sends the right vibe."

'Hey buddy.Pass that bottle of ketch up here will ya'.'