Collecting Nautical Memorabilia Gifts

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"Aye, Captain, reverse course, I say reverse course!"

Exempli Gratia.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Billy. The Kid.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Downton Abbey Road"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Fossil bands

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

The Fab Four

Lionel Messi

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

High tide.

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"Long Johns Silver."

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Baseball Cheating