Collecting Nautical Instruments Gifts

The Wooden Midshipman on the lookout

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

"Check out this new store."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Imagine Dragons

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."

Historic Danish man using his helmet as a trumpet.

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

Ship in a Bottle

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

'I'm organic.'

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

'The problem with working with pirates is understanding them: They talk really strangely...'

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

Artist - Portfolio, Starboardfolio

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

'But son, we've always been a marine family.'

"Do you know how to play down the road?"

Trilby - 'Gecko'.

Spent Lockdown learning harmonica