Collecting Maritime Instruments Gifts

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Check out this new store."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

USING QUILLS

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

Imagine Dragons

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Historic Danish man using his helmet as a trumpet.

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

Ship in a Bottle

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'I'm organic.'

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

Fizz Wipple's All Stars - (except for the second trumpet and the drummer)

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

A Utility Knife.

String Quartet Vending Machine

Trilby - 'Gecko'.

Exempli Gratia.