Collecting Maritime Instruments Pillows

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

Jazz is Invented

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Six jazz instruments.

"Check out this new store."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

USING QUILLS

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Imagine Dragons

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."

Historic Danish man using his helmet as a trumpet.

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

Ship in a Bottle

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'I'm organic.'

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

Oh, ho ... Here comes that boring guy!

Fizz Wipple's All Stars - (except for the second trumpet and the drummer)

Trilby - 'Gecko'.

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

String Quartet Vending Machine