Collecting Nautical Instruments T-Shirts

The Wooden Midshipman on the lookout

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

"Check out this new store."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Imagine Dragons

Historic Danish man using his helmet as a trumpet.

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

'The problem with working with pirates is understanding them: They talk really strangely...'

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

'I'm organic.'

Ship in a Bottle

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

Artist - Portfolio, Starboardfolio

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

Trilby - 'Gecko'.