Nautical Novelty Collector T-Shirts

A Jack Tar

Fly Football

Clown on bike.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

hard-boiled egg...

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"Recalculating route..."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Hay Rides $10

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Apocalypse Research Center

Bathroom Fairy

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'Have you any W fronts?'

A close shave on the Titanic...

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Lavatory Waterfall

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Tin Can Operation.

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.