Nautical Novelty T-Shirts

'That's not my name ... it's the name of my banker.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Captain in a storm

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Slip Ahoy!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Pirate

Moustached gentleman

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Lighthouse Beam.

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

'It was this big. I swear'

Elton John

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

"Call me Ishmael."

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

Your Country Needs MOO!

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Ahoy

Leaking backpack.

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'