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The termites mated!

'Cannonball!'

Sailor in Car.

On the brink.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Emergency Phone.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Shred the plank."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Subwoofer

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

"Long Johns Silver."

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

High tide.

"After careful deliberation, I've decided I can no longer represent you as your lawyer in this case."