Underwater Whimsy Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It's a holiday gift for my manicurist"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Making fun of Starfish.

"And you wanted to throw me back."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

clown fish

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

Dry Cleaning

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

"What's that clicking sound?"

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

Deep Sea Tour: View the Sunken Wrecks