Underwater Whimsy Enthusiast Gifts

"It's a holiday gift for my manicurist"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Making fun of Starfish.

"And you wanted to throw me back."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

"What's that clicking sound?"

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

Dry Cleaning

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"

Deep Sea Tour: View the Sunken Wrecks