Underwater Whimsy Gifts

"The 'Death Roll'! That sounds so cool! Do you think your daddy could teach it to me?"

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Vitruvian Manatee

Street Performing Octopus

The Hudson River School of Art.

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

Underwater wedding!

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

Lady Cod-Diver

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

"You're all arms Rodney."

"Offishial business, ma'am."

'Hey, bartender! This scotch is watered down!'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

Fish R Stupi. Alright, who ticked off the snail?

Sworn Anenome

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

Still got those hiccups, eh?

'Frankly, you look more dumb than cool, and you can't even light the darn thing!'

Becky regretted joining SeaHarmony.com

'Hey, Chuck, check out Sam and that ridiculous cod piece.'

"It's not polite to point."

The termites mated!

'Mate with you! Are you joking - we live in a glass bowl!'

'Really? Have I seen anything you're in?'

"Unwarranted attention on the port side Captain.'

DANGER - hook and worm...!

Extra bubbles

Aquarium wedding

… I've been so @#^@ tense lately! …

Listen, not only am I a hammerhead, but I also wear glasses

"She's wearing fishnets. Shoot, I forgot our anniversary."