Underwater Whimsy Gifts

"The 'Death Roll'! That sounds so cool! Do you think your daddy could teach it to me?"

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Vitruvian Manatee

The Hudson River School of Art.

Street Performing Octopus

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

Underwater wedding!

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

Lady Cod-Diver

"You're all arms Rodney."

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

'Hey, bartender! This scotch is watered down!'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"Offishial business, ma'am."

'Frankly, you look more dumb than cool, and you can't even light the darn thing!'

Becky regretted joining SeaHarmony.com

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

The termites mated!

'Really? Have I seen anything you're in?'

Sworn Anenome

"Unwarranted attention on the port side Captain.'

'Mate with you! Are you joking - we live in a glass bowl!'

"It's not polite to point."

'Hey, Chuck, check out Sam and that ridiculous cod piece.'

Aquarium wedding

Extra bubbles

DANGER - hook and worm...!

"She's wearing fishnets. Shoot, I forgot our anniversary."

Listen, not only am I a hammerhead, but I also wear glasses

"I had to break up with him. I couldn't stand the armpit noises!"