Underwater Fantasy Gifts

Lady Cod-Diver

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Octopus holding a balloon with the number eight

Football Fish

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

Underwater wedding!

"You're all arms Rodney."

Meerkats / Mercats

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

"Offishial business, ma'am."

'Thanks for the invite. I've never been to the tropics before!'

'Frankly, you look more dumb than cool, and you can't even light the darn thing!'

"Unwarranted attention on the port side Captain.'

'Mate with you! Are you joking - we live in a glass bowl!'

"The 'Death Roll'! That sounds so cool! Do you think your daddy could teach it to me?"

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

"I wouldn't eat that if I were you. I heard there was a recall."

Aquarium wedding

'A salesman from the Ozone Oxygen Corporation to see you, sir.'

"She's wearing fishnets. Shoot, I forgot our anniversary."

"At least the virus didn't get him."

'Wouldn't you know it! First day of mating season and I get a barnacle on my chin!'

Sorry, Jack, the new 'Health and Safety Officer' is very strict!