Underwater Comics Gifts

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Making fun of Starfish.

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Then we just cut the cartoons with a little more baby laxative."

"Is really wet, here!"

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

The Octopuss.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

"And this, my son, is how you do stencil art!"

'Every school has a class clown.'

'HA! A creme pie doesn't have the same impact under water!'

"Wow, that was some fart!"

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Lady Cod-Diver

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

"I'm afraid the niceties of our underwater massage must remain a trade secret."

'You're a little overweight.'

'Hey, bartender! This scotch is watered down!'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

"No arguments. You've got an interview tomorrow and you need to be really smart."

Octopus Manicure.

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

Diver disguised as a fish

'Well, this is embarrassing.'

'Water? What's that? I've never heard of it!'

"He gets cranky if I don't fill in my timesheet every week, and believe me, you don't want to get him cranky!"

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