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"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Making fun of Starfish.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Then we just cut the cartoons with a little more baby laxative."

The Octopuss.

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

"Is really wet, here!"

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

"And this, my son, is how you do stencil art!"

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

"Wow, that was some fart!"

Lady Cod-Diver

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'Every school has a class clown.'

'HA! A creme pie doesn't have the same impact under water!'

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

"I'm afraid the niceties of our underwater massage must remain a trade secret."

Diver disguised as a fish

'Hey, bartender! This scotch is watered down!'

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

"No arguments. You've got an interview tomorrow and you need to be really smart."

'You're a little overweight.'

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

'Well, this is embarrassing.'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

Octopus Manicure.

'Water? What's that? I've never heard of it!'

"He gets cranky if I don't fill in my timesheet every week, and believe me, you don't want to get him cranky!"

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