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Sorry, Jack, the new 'Health and Safety Officer' is very strict!

"At least the virus didn't get him."

'Cannonball!'

Sailor in Car.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Emergency Phone.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

On the brink.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Shred the plank."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Subwoofer

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Making fun of Starfish.

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

"I want out, Laura."

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'