Ocean Themes T-Shirts

Mermaids

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'Cannonball!'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Thank-you God.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

"Do you mind?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Sailor in Car.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

The Food Chain

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Baby on board.

On the brink.

Emergency Phone.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Turtle Hat

Neptune

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Privates Beach"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'