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'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

Senta looks at portrait of Flying Dutchman

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Cannonball!'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Sailor in Car.

On the brink.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Emergency Phone.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sea weed harvest.

"Shred the plank."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Subwoofer

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

"Call me Ishmael."

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)