Aquatic Themes T-Shirts

Ollie the Uncreative Octopus

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Cannonball!'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

reincarnated worm...

Sailor in Car.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Emergency Phone.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

On the brink.

Artifishial Intelligence

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I don't do windows."

Chicken soup for the sole.

Diving Cat.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Shred the plank."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

How Swordfish Are Born

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Subwoofer

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"