Aquatic Themes Pillows

Ollie the Uncreative Octopus

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Cannonball!'

reincarnated worm...

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Sailor in Car.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Artifishial Intelligence

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

On the brink.

Emergency Phone.

"I don't do windows."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Diving Cat.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

How Swordfish Are Born

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Shred the plank."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Subwoofer

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"