Nautical Themes Pillows

'May contain Cnuts.'

"I've got a bad feeling, the rats are leaving the ship..."

"Not in front of the crew!"

'Oh Crud!'

'Cannonball!'

"They want us to set up a self-regulating body"

Pilates of Penzance.

'Whoever said, 'getting there was half the fun'?!'

'The hook was too dangerous.'

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

Sailor in Car.

In his later years, Redbeard's hearing was to fail him.

Life raft and death raft.

'Keep going...the future of trite metaphors depends on us.'

Subwoofer

"The captain tempers justice with mercy."

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

"Are you lookin' at my bird?"

Caution Wet Floor

"...I have no idea how to make cheese."

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

"Well I think it looks nice"

'Cheer up, Cap'n -- nobody's perfect.'

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'Aargh! Curse the morning eye crust that cost me my eye!'

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Pirates go blind.

'Of course he's not all there.'

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

Ablast! I've stayed ashore too long and taken root.

Bob Becket HMS Pinafore

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

"This is Harriet Felton and her sister ship, Dawn."