Naval Themes Pillows

Lady Hamilton, as Dido, Laments Depature of 'Aeneas', Lord Nelson.

Tattooist underwater copying an anchor.

Periscope in the bath

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Cannonball!'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Sailor in Car.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

On the brink.

Emergency Phone.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"Shred the plank."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Subwoofer

COWMIKAZES

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

On board the MS Hepatology

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.