Navy-themed Parties Pillows

USS Party Time.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

"It makes you look old."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

Admiral in the bath.

Battleship Bingo Night.

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

'You say you've passed all your pirate exams?'

'And this one is for going into an MRI machine -- alone.'

Naval hospital - parrot comes to visit.

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

"As you were, sailor!"

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

Naval Command 'Innie' and 'Outie'.

Seagull humour.

"Have ye seen the white donkey?"

"Shark? No, got it caught trying to fix the blender for banana daiquiris."

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

Submarine on the Beach.

One of the chief causes of the War of 1812 was British insistence on impressing American seamen.

Wooden ship with a wooden anchor

Brexit fishing wars

Man paints a room using the colour 'battleship grey'.

"Look, salsa! This explains why the captain brought tortilla chips."

Witching Hour

'Was sir ever in the Navy? Only I've just found sir's hat!'

"Er – may you?

Tattooist underwater copying an anchor.

"This is a submarine sailor. We don't have an 'open door' policy."