Pirate-themed Party Pillows

"Have ye seen the white donkey?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Bring your own inflatable.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

The Perfect Cannonball

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Pirate

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"How many letters can you read?"

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'We should talk more.'

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

Trust me, it's scarier than the skull and crossbones ever was!

'Not that sort of pool party.'

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

Astronaut

"He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me."

"Yes Spooner, I said 'pool party'."

Shark in the swimming pool.

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'