Theme Party Pillows

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'One eye of newt or two?'

The trauma of losing.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Tiger Costume

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Snail Man

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Towny Music Night.

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

Masquerade

Honey Costume

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

'Here. Don't forget to put on your 'party face'.'

Easter Egg

Easter Bunny

'I'm pretty sure it's just plain old Tuesday. Bath towel Tuesday is next week.'

The rest of the herd were not amused.

Tiger Costume