Themed Event Pillows

Onion Costume

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Sitting in a tree

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Green Balloon

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

All dressed up and no place to go

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Inhospitality tent.

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

"It makes you look old."

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

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