Themed Event Gifts

Onion Costume

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Green Balloon

Sitting in a tree

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Inhospitality tent.

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'