Theme Party Gifts

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

The trauma of losing.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Tiger Costume

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Snail Man

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"It makes you look old."

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

Honey Costume

Masquerade

Towny Music Night.

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Costume Party.

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

Easter Egg

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

Easter Bunny

'Here. Don't forget to put on your 'party face'.'

'I'm pretty sure it's just plain old Tuesday. Bath towel Tuesday is next week.'

The rest of the herd were not amused.