Themed Parties Gifts

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

"It makes you look old."

Witching Hour

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Hoppy Hour 5-7. Seriously? How many people do you get in here who actually dress up as Hopalong Cassidy?

Children's Parties

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Cow Pinatas

Bacchus.

Cat Nip.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Champagne

'One eye of newt or two?'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Cardiac Recovery.

Bubbly

Early photobombing

"I was almost that last year."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.