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"Oh! You gave me such a start."

Witching Hour

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Champagne

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cat Nip.

'One eye of newt or two?'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Early photobombing

Bubbly

"I was almost that last year."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Cardiac Recovery.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

celebrating a birth.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Balloon drip.