Hosting A Themed Party T-Shirts

Masked Ball

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Wine Lady

Join me in a Martini?

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Party time.

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

Barbecue

"It makes you look old."

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

"Let it breathe for an hour, to bring out the best home-truths."

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

"'Host' and Cheese?"

"I'm hanging tough, guys, but have I mentioned how much I resent you for always making me hold the table?"

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

'I'm pretty sure it's just plain old Tuesday. Bath towel Tuesday is next week.'