Hosting A Themed Party Mugs

Masked Ball

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Wine Lady

Join me in a Martini?

Party time.

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Barbecue

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'

'The three essentials for any wine are terroir, the producer and how envious it makes your guests.'

"Let it breathe for an hour, to bring out the best home-truths."

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

"'Host' and Cheese?"

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

'I'm pretty sure it's just plain old Tuesday. Bath towel Tuesday is next week.'

"I'm hanging tough, guys, but have I mentioned how much I resent you for always making me hold the table?"