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70s Night.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Tiger Costume

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Snail Man

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

Honey Costume

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

Towny Music Night.

Masquerade

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'Here. Don't forget to put on your 'party face'.'

CSI Fridays

Easter Bunny

Easter Egg

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

'I'm pretty sure it's just plain old Tuesday. Bath towel Tuesday is next week.'

The rest of the herd were not amused.

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'