Theme Party Lover T-Shirts

Couple dressed as cheese and wine. 'Well I'm sorry but I thought it was like a toga party.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

A Woman Holding Canapes

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Prosecco

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Pirate eye test

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Pirate

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

PIna Colada

The Camp, Pt. 1

"It makes you look old."

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

Join me in a Caiprinha!

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

Prosecco

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

Pint

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"